(Party like it’s) 1999

I was dreamin’ when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin’
Could have sworn it was judgment day
The sky was all purple
There were people runnin’ everywhere
Tryin’ to run from the destruction
You know I didn’t even care
They say two thousand zero, zero, party over,
Oops, out of [...]

Love Minus Zero / No Limit

My love she speaks like silence,
Without ideals or violence,
She doesn’t have to say she’s faithful,
Yet she’s true, like ice, like fire.
People carry roses,
Make promises by the hours,
My love she laughs like the flowers,
Valentines can’t buy her.
In the dime stores and bus stations,
People talk of situations,
Read books, repeat quotations,
Draw conclusions on the [...]

Baring Your Testimony in a Slightly Different Manner.

Sunday morning and a tall 1/2 page ad has introduced me to the “Post Mormon” movement
Some ask if we are anti-Mormon. Our answer is, no, we are not. We feel we are not because we acknowledge and want to keep [...]

Someone Unclear on the Concept of Free Food.

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee (AP) — A customer who was upset over his tab fired several shots into a Hooters restaurant, leaving a manager and another patron in critical condition Saturday, police said. Police were searching for the man, who left on foot just after midnight, Lt. Kenny Miller said. Managers asked the man to [...]

Top 10 Postings for 2007

By Traffic and my very Un-scientific Method.
1. Rusty Shackleford meet Syvette Wimberly.
Nothing books clicks like the name of a Porn Star, even when you are really talking about stolen identities.

2. Jerry Speaks from the Ashes
Some re-purposed content about Chief Smoking Moccasin.
3. My Simpsons Avatar
Spider Pig . . . Spider Pig . . .

4. On [...]

Poinsettia Reproduction

I ended up at a gallery site for more mainstream of the collected artists and found this holiday image. It is a screen print from Andy Warhol. It was this dozen’s of other ‘one of’ peices, some of which I have never seen. To say he was prolific was an understatment.
Then the curious cat in [...]

Top 10 Experiences for 2007

Well it’s time for those top ten lists, and hey why not ‘me too.’ Afterall, I’m a critic, giving you my disgust and praise over the last 11 months.
In the memory business (that is the scrapbooking industry for you un-informed) they say time isn’t measured by days but by Moments. And while I truly appreciate [...]

White Christmas

All Marley. No Scrooge.

Merry Christmas from the Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn’t know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And [...]

The Bruce Greening of Doonesbury